My answer to Samson's riddle. Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet.

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I appreciate that truly I think there’s no reason why you cannot be the person someone will truly Love, if you’re willing.

You can spend all day missing some girl without ever realizing that if she could watch the moment you get over her she would be so attracted to that.

That make sense? If Love is a sport it’s defined by how easily you can pick it up and respect it and let it leave and transition smoothly, I would know I guess

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What’s more impressive the man who never stops or the dude who can dance?

Letting go won’t mean you gave up, I know what giving up means, give your mind a rest, consider the hypothetical of another spouse, as far as I’m concerned if you don’t consider someone else before you marry them then there’s something wrong

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We all say the word in various moments, ppl, deities, inanimate objects.

I’ve said I love you to two girls that I’ve only truly meant it with, I cheated on them both and used them, in measures that would horrify you.

What’s disturbing is the respect that was granted for such a heinous act, whether they knew it or not they were scared of me and listened, what does this sound like to you?

I considered a lot of girls before I started settling down for whatever brief period of peace afforded to me before I ruined it, I never saw myself marrying, I guessed that I would be rambling until I was 30.

Solomon and David can tell you, cheating as horrible as it is, as there are no excuses especially as you get older, however if one has experience every plethora of human emotion can be experienced studied and explained during the strife.

Everyone says I love you to a spouse that isn’t really their spouse, this in fact calls Love ifself to be tested with each person in each of their relationships. Say you have another partner, you likely do need one if she has one that’s only fair, you can gain experience for her in this new one and if you play your cards right you’ll end up friends after you’re done with romance.

This creates even more problems tho of course bc even if you and your original ended up back together and friends with your other two, now you have 2 other ppl who you have awkward complicated relations with that likely aren’t in the best light in your partners or your eyes.

But atleast you know like, if either of you fuck it up you have a plan B that pretty much shows there’s a Plan for every letter of the alphabet, and it’s pretty much nuclear proliferation of the Cold War done in your bedroom.

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If your spouse has a side piece, get you one too, one hoe ain’t enough that ain’t fair.

You want to be the embodiment of every archetype she can claim and not at the same time, get it? Be the man of her dreams yet unable to be labeled simply, bc it forces her to think abt you as you think abt her.

Do not give a female a chance to accurately sum up your personality in anything simple, yet do not confuse her, give her standard archetypes to identify with and then sweep the rug from under her, and watch her lose her mind and herself in you, while the entire time facilitating her well being and fun.

Basically if she cannot see you ever flipping a switch and driving her crazy she likely will not have obvious incentive to be with you, no girl wants peace, they want a challenge that brings unexpected peace bc they didn’t know they wanted serenity time begin with

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It's cool. You're not her, as you say, right?.?

So at least I get to try this riddle on the right girl...

Imagine that....

Us two... alone in the bedroom.... in the middle of the night..... I tell her Samson's Riddle..... She wonders but could never answer..... so I...... tell her to close her eyes...... and proceed to make contact with my lips on her soft tender lips.... uuuuggghhhh..... God I'm so glad you aren't her!!! (:D

I certainly have feelings abt this but, nah, idk maybe that’d be cool from her perspective, if a girl found a way to pull that same stunt on me I don’t think I would complain

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Bro I’m telling you for your sake you do not want to kiss me

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Like if she incarnated as a male whats your move. I’ve been kissed by men before that shit sucks it feels absolutely disgusting

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If I pretend to be her will you buy me a car? Cmon in the very least I can give you advice on how to game

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Why am I apart of the most unrelated thread on this site of course I am I mean if it’s anyone’s job it’s mine here we go.


I apologize now for the unrelated nature of all this perhaps I should’ve sooner but I’m going to continue to figure this out.

Also dude cmon I’ll be your wingman let’s go tear it up